The Bad Rant

I would be actually afraid to steal someone’s soul with this device.

http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2008/03/3d_world_120_trilens_stereo_camera.html

I really want to know how much this beast cost because I have been searching for a digital camera for more then a decade now. If it cost less then 1000$ I may actually get one… not sure why because I dont even know what it “can” and “can’t” do but with three lenses you can’t go wrong. Must be perfect to take pictures of high quality… not the blury stuff I usually end up with.

Hope I wont end up with my thumb in front of all three lenses too often.

I had to try it a second time… Lush ( 72% ) was just unbearable.

Think you can do better… for your sake i hope not.

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze

So I bought a new cell phone yesterday. Was supposed to cost me 250$ but instead it almost cost me 400$ because I took the kit with the fake leather case and the 256 MB memory card… long story short I almost payed 50$ in taxes and im still wondering where the money go?

This phone had some serious review on the internet but I have to say, probably because i’m easily disapointed, that this phone is far from perfect.

My old mobile phone was perfect ( Beside the fact that it’s dead after 6 years of service ). No blinding screen, good battery that could last over 6 hours, easy access to the dial up buttons and decent size. It was a practical phone and I miss it already.

Of course, it would be odd to buy a cell phone like this today because the newer phones offer so much more… like games… music… ringtones… pictures and videos…

All the cell phone games suck. I had one free game with my cell phone and I was bored playing with that 3D feed the snake game exactly 60 seconds after I started playing it. So I purchased some other games… most of them dont even have music while you play. Why can’t they do games like Bible fight, Grow RPG, Winterbells or Python?

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/

http://www.eyezmaze.com/eyezblog_en/blog/2005/07/grow_rpg.html#monster

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

http://www.markfennell.com/flash/snake/

( Sure, they can’t do games exactly like those but they can make good games instead of those abomination. )

My cell phone provider, Telus, is great when it comes to making calls… but their online web browsing is “Fucking dog shit” ( Pardon my James Rolfeness ). I tried to purchase a song to test the device and I can’t even find the songs I love when I enter the name of the song in the search engine. All they have is a list of preselected songs that I never heard of or dont want to listen to.

Ringtones are annoying. Need I say more?

Pictures and videos are great, probably the only real reason why I went for a mobile phone like this instead of some older model. You can easily take pictures and make videos with these new handheld… but you need proper lightning or else your pictures and videos wont even be viewable… and even with a good light source everything just look grainy. If you buy a cell phone thinking that it will replace all your cameras and fulfill all your visual needs… yeah, you’re wrong.

Actually I do like this phone… because I can impress everyone around me with some trivial stuff.

By the way, it’s raining in shanghai.

Edit: Not even 1 year after I purchased this cell phone and it’s the second time it breaks. I try to turn it on but the loading screen just never load… No, I never dropped it, never mistreated it and I ever tried loving it ( Downloaded the cell phone game “Frogger Evolution” and had a blast going through all the 8 levels ) but this is the last draw for me.

Fire can melt metal if all the conditions are met. Have you noticed the furnace in this video? Have you noticed the size of the metal rod and how long it took to bend? Have you noticed how the metal rod still had a distinct shape after being toasted? Now ask yourself, what does it take to melt beams like those that used to be in the World Trade Center?

Rosie O’Donnell spoke about the conspiracy theory on 9/11 about building 7 that, despite the fact that no plane had hit this building, collapsed on itself just because of a fire… and she’s right about this, first time it ever happened… but that’s beside the point. The fact that the world trade center has been destroyed by terrorists or by Bush himself is irrelevant, what matters the most is “why did it happened?” The news didn’t talked a lot about that but 9/11 happened for a reason, it’s not just because of the Afghans ( It takes two to start a fight ) so what happened? From the little that I could find it apparently all happened because there was a US millitary occupation going on in some part of the middle east because of the undying conflict in this part of the world and the peoples there got angry ( Would you be angry if I sent a group of armed men camping in your backyard? I hope so ) but why did Bush sent millitary forces into Afghanistan before 9/11? To help… yeah… right! Did 9/11 caused anything beside the death of 2,750 people? Few of you know that it was all it took to start the war on terror and the war on terror just happen to be the war on the people around the oil…

So from one hand you have the terrorists who wants to defend their territory ( probably because of all the oil there ) and on the other hand you have Bush who presumably plotted the whole thing to get his hand on the oil… why is everyone interested in that damned oil?

MONEY!

Capitalism ( yes that’s your system ) has failled society and resemble more and more like imperialism and the result of all this can be best described as an ocean of lies. Wake up, whatever made you think that paper was so valuable? You buy things that was made by people who have no interest in making those objects, with the knowledge that it’s going to break on purpose after a while so that you will have to buy it once more knowing that they could have build it to last for your lifetime at half the price they charge and you dont even react… how pathetic is that?

It’s time to move on and evolve a little, think things through and make a new start. You think I’m the only one with ideas like this… wrong again Sherlock.

It’s time to give back to Caesar what belong to Caesar.

Eletric cars ftw.

I dont understand why my father is so interested in hybrid cars. If it still runs on gasoline then what’s the difference? Sure you pollute less but you’re still polluting and it defeat the whole purpose of trying to make a difference.

Still having trouble understanding what i’m saying, try to picture this little story: You have 3 cars. The first one has a gasoline engine, the second one is hybrid and the third one has an electric engine. You take car number 1 for a ride and 10 km latter you have polluted for 10 buckets of greenhouse gases. You take car number 2 for a ride and 20 km latter you have polluted for 10 buckets of greenhouse gases. You take car number 3 for a ride and 10,000 km latter you’ve lost your empty bucket because it was so empty.

I dont see why it’s not more obvious to everyone else around me; electric cars are the only solutions and a total oil phase-out in every countries is the only way to save the world from greenhouse gases and pollution.

Just think about what the world could become like if we chose not to act and to ignore the consequence of our actions. 

Humans!

Sad reality… I know.

Rune Scape is the worst of all mmorpg ever created. And since nobody never take what I say for granted let me explain it to you in the meanest possible way. Yes, I am talking about an interview with myself.

Q - What is the customer target demographic of this game?
A - I would say around 0 to 99 years old because you dont really need any skill to play the game. A baby could bang the mouse on a table while the game is open and it would be enough to earn experience points and gold coins.

Q - What references did Jagex used to build the world of runescape?
A - I think those guys played Dungeon and Dragon while they were kids and used folded paper houses and trees to make their adventures more enjoyable… they most probably just scanned those inside a computer and added them to the game. The rest is just random stuff they created out of their butt.

Q - How does the game skill system works? 
A - Pure randomness. Beside the fact that you unlock new skills by leveling, levels have nothing to do with it. You could mine a coal rock for hours before obtaining some coal ore when you’re level 30 and still mine that same coal rock for hours when you’re level 75. What’s bad about this is that you get the impression that you are getting better at something by repeating the action over and over again but the truth is that levels in this game exist only for competition purpose.

Q - Does timing really matter in RuneScape?
A- The whole game is based on timing. If you started playing when the game was first launched you are a god compared to other players by now and by god I mean a total retard. There is always a way to go faster in the game and usually you do this by making the game play for you so instead of playing the game you can go take a piss or something.

Q - How much does the players enjoy playing RuneScape?
A - About as much as a junkie enjoy his crystal meth.

Q - What does the future hold for RuneScape?
A - Future and Runescape… good question. Since Jagex created all those useless skills like Firemaking, Cooking, Farming, Slayer, Hunter, Agility, Woodcutting and Construction instead of actually developing a decent gameplay experience that ressemble a massively multiplayer online role playing game or balancing the fighting so that we can have some player versus player action im thinking the game should remove all gameplay ellements and start competing with Habbo Hotel or Second life… seriously, it would make a good cross between both.

Q - How popular Runescape really is?
A - I made the math myself and look what I found…

…80% of the members ( Their forum is only accessible for those who pay ) are unhappy and only 20% are happy even tho I wonder how anyone could ever be happy playing this game… maybe it’s those who cyber in the game and are not aware that the person they just had a virtual intercourse with are of the same sex as they are since there is no girl playing… just guys with girls avatar.

Q - Thank you for your time. In closing, do you have anything to add?
A - Runescape fail.

Why rant?

Big question that has only too many answers. Let’s just say that nothing is perfect but we love to see people try hard to achieve perfection and sometimes remarkable individuals get so close to perfection that you can’t help but talk about them and encourage them to keep on d… WHAT THE F$%K IS THAT S#!T OVER THERE!!!

Dont try to understand. I simply chose to rant because some people are trying too hard and “fail to fail miserably” and some others just never even try and get undeserved credits for the stupid crap they produced.

Im just here to make fun of them all for the sake of mankind.

=D 

And so it begins.