The Bad Rant

It took some time to gather my ranting strength for this post. The level of rage for this one was so elevated I had to take some vacations without notice just to calm down. Sorry about that.

This is the weapon of the crime.

I had an argument with the Loch Ness Monster the wife last month about this device. Long story short; She told me she wanted it, I told her it was crap, she told me she wanted it anyway, I insisted that it was crap, she replied “It works with electricity so it’s just like some electric epilation (electrolysis) portable device of some sort!”, I tried to explain to her that it was just a mechanical tweezer and that it will probably cause bodily harm if she would use it but she give me that evil look and told me that if I dont buy her this product I would be the one who would have to deal with bodily harm… so I went on the internet to buy one.

When we finally got it in the mail, it was the most magical moment ever ( For me anyway because I knew I was right about this product all along ), she took it out of the box and tried it for the first time in an effort to prove me wrong. The loud scream of pain indicated that this would also be the last time she would ever use it. I used it on the back of my hand and it’s exactly the same as with a normal tweezer… just a lot more faster and a lot more painfull. It’s just a mechanical tweezer like I was suspecting, no electrolysis, the hair grow back and it’s hard to catch all the hairs ( I tried writing my name on the back of my arm but failled miserably… thank God I can tolerate pain easily ).

Dont waste your money on this product if you dont want to finance this sort of individual.

Note: Picture may not represent the actual CEO of Emjoi.